| Most interviews: | So, your fans want to know! |
| Who is single? | |
| Working on another album yet? | |
| Me: | Are you kidding me? |
| Like seriously? | |
| Do you not realize that us fans stalk their lives? | |
| We know when they're working on the album. We know who they're dating. We know what they had for dinner on the 14th of December 2011. | |
| Ask Harry if he ever falls asleep naked in Louis bed. Or if Liam has ever walked in on Niall showering. Something entertaining please. |
| E! News: | So who's single? |
| Niall: | *raises hand* |
| E! News: | The oNLY ONE?!?! |
| Me: | *stops apocolypse* |
| Me: | *watches Avatar* |
| Me: | *births 87879 children* |
| Me: | *cures cancer* |
| Me: | *travels world 74 times* |
| Harry: | Oh, yeah I'm single |
